:『”Like an Idiot”』

“Like an Idiot” —Hana Cortez

I saw a playground near my workplace.

I went there to unwind.

I sat on the kindergarten swing.

Everything was fine.

Then, I went at the slide with glee.

I slid-off and enjoyed it childishly,

Then I heard someone shout at me.

I ran as fast as I could like a silly.

And now, I’m sitting here—

typing this with my mind in a riot

and laughing silently,

like an idiot.

A Chinese immigrant who beheaded and cannibalized a Canadian bus passenger in front of horrified travelers four years ago spoke out for the first time, saying he believed his victim was an alien.

Vince Weiguang Li, 43, after being diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, was found …

:『I wasn’t able to watch TKA because of Corona. Now he walked out because he doesn’t feel well.』

IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT CORONA—ALL YOUR DEAD FREAKING WRONG.

:『Corona—masama naman daw ang pakiramdam ngayon? Hindi ba pamilyar yung sitwasyon? Style ni Jocelyn Bolante dati ‘yan ah.』

Bakit lahat ata ng nililitis ngayon sumasama pakiramdam at nagkakasakit?

Ah baka nahawa na rin kay Ex PGMA.

:『Si Corona, hinda pa bumabalik sa senado.』

Nagpapalusot. Nagpapadelay. Mga estratehiya talaga. Paanong hindi ka pagbibintangan—ayaw mong gumawa ng tama?

:『Iiba ako ng landas. Ayoko muna mag-board exam. :P』

:『Wala talagang tatalo sa Tinola, Sinigang, Porksteak at Adobo ni Mommy.』

:『OMGollyGosh—Allison Harvard will be coming to Philippines.』

*her cat ears and whiskers raising

• yolo: you obviously live online.